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Sydney

September 26, 2009 Leave a comment

Heyo,

Just got back from a holiday in Sydney. Was fun as.

Notices a few things while i was there;

SYDNEY ROAD DESIGNERS ARE IDIOTS! MAKES NO SENCE!

Boats are public transport *jelousy*

They have so much good food

Was dusty

Harbour was kickass <3 opra house

A few of the places there were… gay. Loads of gay people. Nothing wrong with that. ‘Wooo go gays, you da bombbq.’

Even more of those ‘Making Love? Do it longer guys!’

I have sooo many problames with that add

1. Akward car trips with parents. Both pretend not to notice.

2.  Clearly Innapropriate, for younger eyes.

3. Why on earth  would a bilbored on the side of a freeway say ‘Making love?’?
Why yes, yes i am! ‘Men, do ‘it’ longer’ call 1800akwardphonecall

Hang on, just gota grab my phone!

MY GOD. STUPIDITY RULES THE NATION.

Alas, dear randoms o_o

i must depart for mah freedom. Enjoy ur fish.

No yatubs tday, too tred :D

Holidays; Piggy back time for dorris

September 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Hey peeps.

Finally it’s the holidays and a nice 2 weeks off. Which means much sleep. Yay.

I’m actualy posting now because it’s Friday night, which means i should be in bed for 2 days, afterwhich i am going to sydney for 5 or so days. which’l be pretty cool. This week has gone so slowely for me, because in the last week, things drag on forever, and the prospect of holidays just makes it seem longer. But now it’s all finished i have no bloody idea what to do wif mahself!!111!. <= one of my l333t spaz moments. XD.

As i was coming home today, I saw the strangest thing. An old, old, frail, old, wrinkley, old, hobbling, old lady. I felt sorry for her, as she was taking a long time to cross the road. This was not the odd thing. The rason behind dorris’ hobbling wuz coza sum PUNK! (probably her 14 yr old grandson!) getting a… pigyback. Yes. I know. This happend across the road from me. The wierdest thing was, i wasn’t even sure she had noticed :S.

Oh well, i guess what she didn’t know didn’t hurt her.

Anyway, as always ive stuck a few videos in for ur much loling and/or approval and/or much entertainment.

Cya.

^Funny^Stuff^

those two were on drugs (^^,)

Kanye West Epic Fail; Beyonce Epic Revenge; Taylor Swift Epic lolz

September 16, 2009 Leave a comment

Hey guyss,

If you don’t know, Kanye West is a loser. And don’t stop reading if you’re a fan, because you obviously didn’t watch the VMA’s. While accepting her first ever award for ‘best female music vedio,’ wise ol’ westy grabs the microphone and starts crapping on about how beyonce should have one. What. a. tool. All he has done hear is ruined Taylor Swifts speech, made Beyonce look like a selfish sulker, and lost half his fans. Woo, good on you, kanye. I liked his music, but now i can’t stand him. I’m not a massive Taylor Swift fan, but it doesent matter who it was, just the fact that Kanye West can make such an unbeliveable idiot of himself. Mayby he should listen to his own song Heartless.

The best bit of this was that Beyonce did a great thing, by not starting her acceptance speach for video of the year, but asking Taylor Swift to come and do her speech properly. It made me laugh, when i saw the reaction of Kanye. Something like >:**0-

I love that he soon after was pwnd by the kickass robot ninja presedent of the USA. Saweet stuff.

WHAT WAS LADY GAGA WEARING!?

At first, she had on her muppet suit. Ugly. Not inovative. I may be no fasion artist, but i know how to tell if someone is trying to act like a giant Chilli.

Anyway, thanks for reading. Here are the videos from above; enjoy. (soz about the crap sound qlty)

Couldent find a vid of beyonce helping out Taylor. Thank youtube pplz for that. They upload so much crap.

I’m Still Alive

September 3, 2009 Leave a comment

Hey everyone,

Just letting you know i’m still alive. I havn’t posted in almost two weeks, and i am most dreadfully sorry, and i can only anticipate your pardoning of such burswasys doings. Scince i last posted, i got sick for a few days. Nothing to bad, but it wasn’t much fun, but i did stay home and watch movies all day, so that was pretty chilled. And then the next week (last week) i spent at school all day, at drama rehearsing all evening, and sleeping all night (I’l get to that in a minute) and partying all saturday night. As you can see, i have not had any particular spare time to post.

As i was saying, i spent the majority off my time at a theater, rehearsing for a performance which we did Friday night, Saturday afternoon, and Saturday night. Every weeknight we had rehearsals from 5-11pm, which was strenuous, but heaps of fun. Anyone who is not in to heathonic sporting activities should give acting ago, because if you hate sport i garentee that you’ll find drama much more interesting *don’t hold me to that.

The after party was great, went quite late. Would post pictures but it is, sadly, the internet. And there are many wierdos out there. Many. So go away you mean people you are making me sad :’(. Either way, we are going to have a two week party, which is look-forward-to-able.

Being sick was horrible. But no school is fun. So i guess the day worked out as an average. I wacthed Shrek, Shrek2, Toy Story… just cool stuff.

-Ado

(From now on, i will add some cool stuff to the end of my posts. Read on)

I found this vedio quite hilariouse (May be offensive. Nothing bad, just sexual refrences)

This one, also monty python, is a very funny sketch involving John Cleese, in Monty Pytons Flying Circus

If you havn’t seen much Monty Python, Youtube it.

Also, if you don’t know the song Still Alive, buy Portal with the orange box (game) and finish it to hear the song. I wont link it because i dont want to spoil it.

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